Bizarre Happenings Today at API

Today a series of bizarre happenings took place at the API offices.  All telephones rang exactly 5 minutes before a call was made, all computers became sentient, and the Koi in the lobby were exposed to radioactive materials which quintupled their size, made them sprout legs, and gave them all MBAs.

On a completely unrelated note, API will now be under new management effective immediately.  API will also no longer be titled API, but will now and henceforth be known as KOI ORGANIZED INDUSTRIES or KOI for short.  We seek to make ourselves the largest purveyor of quality fish foods anywhere in the Pacific, with future endeavors to outreach to the Atlantic with further interest in developing sea market share.

More details to be shared at a later point in time.

Happy April Fool’s Day! ~ API